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Earlier in the evening, Megan Thee Stallion took home her first ever Grammy for Best Rap Song on the pre-show for her “Savage” collab with Beyoncé, and her reaction was delightful:

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And — also on the pre-show — Billie Eilish took home her sixth Grammy for Best Song Written for Visual Media for her song “No Time to Die” — which is the first time a song for an unreleased film won:

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Then the show began with Trevor Noah — who was hosting the event — in an elegant outdoor venue that 100% looked like it was reserved for a wedding:

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Harry Styles took the stage first to perform his summertime hit, “Watermelon Sugar,” while wearing a boa that may or may not have once belonged to Oscar the Grouch:

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Immediately following Harry’s performance, Billie Eilish slowed things down with her hit “Everything I Wanted,” performing on top of a sinking car:

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Next up were rocker sisters, HAIM, who sang their tune “The Steps” and provided us with some much-needed Janis Joplin energy:

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Then, we got the first official award of the night — Best New Artist — and Lizzo got so excited while presenting, she accidentally swore on live TV:

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Megan Thee Stallion won the award — making her only the second female rapper in history, after Lauryn Hill, to take that category — and was incredibly emotional while giving her acceptance speech:

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Next up, Black Pumas performed a soulful version of their tune, “Colors”:

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Bad Bunny and Jhay Cortez were up next with an incredible rendition of “Dákiti” — though, I was 100% disappointed that Bad Bunny’s 24/7 WWE Belt didn’t make a surprise appearance:

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Then, Dua Lipa took to the stage to perform TWO of her hits, “Levitating” and “Don’t Start Now”:

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And — keeping the performance train running — Anderson .Paak and Bruno Mars debuted their group, Silk Sonic, and sang a sensual rendition of their bop, “Leave the Door Open”:

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We got our second Grammy of the night — Best Country Album — which went to Miranda Lambert for Wild Card:

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Then, Taylor Swift performed a cozy melody of her hits, which included “Cardigan” AND “August” AND “Willow”:

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Harry Styles won for Best Pop Solo performance for “Watermelon Sugar” and broke out ANOTHER boa:

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Mickey Guyton — who made history as the first Black female solo artist to be nominated in a country music category — took to the stage to perform her song, “Black Like Me”:

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Next up, we had Song of the Year — which went to H.E.R. for her song, “I Can’t Breathe”:

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Megan Thee Stallion gave us huge Showgirls vibes with her performance of “Body” AND “Savage”:

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Then Cardi B took over with a surreal version of her newest release, “Up”:

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AND THEN the ladies teamed up and performed “WAP” — yes, you read that correctly — and it! Was! The! Highlight! Of! The! Night!*

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Post Malone gave a very spooky performance of his hit, “Hollywood’s Bleeding”:

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And Best Pop Vocal Album went to Dua Lipa for Future Nostalgia:

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Then the Queen B herself broke the record for most Grammys won by a solo artist when she picked up her 28th Grammy — this time for Best R&B Performance with “Black Parade”:

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Album of the Year went to Taylor Swift for her cottage core ~vibes~ album, Folklore:

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BTS sang their smash hit, “Dynamite,” from a rooftop in Seoul:

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Then, Roddy Ricch took to the stage again and performed both “Heartless” and “The Box”:

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And finally — Billie Eilish took home Record of the Year for “Everything I Wanted,” and 110% tried to give her award to Megan Thee Stallion: